pure of heart, dumb of ass

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style