Lactose Lesbian

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

hitting the grinny :)

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

wish there was a way to be like, hey I didn't want to pay for your streaming service subscription for this show so I watched it free on a shady pirate streaming site, I liked it so here's a one time payment of ten bucks, consider making a season two (which I'll also be watching free on a shady pirate site)

We used to call this "buying DVDs."

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls