Pen Name's Paradise

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

The thing about the Witch Hat Atelier world is that the magic system sounds great until you realize it's essentially programming and that sobers you up immediately. Sure, maybe you reach the level of skill needed to draw perfect curves, straight lines, and circles without looking down, but after that you still need to be able to logic out which combination of sigils will actually give you the desired effect, and if you misplace a single line it all goes to shit. Add to that the inclusion of effect-altering inks and you start to understand why Olruggio is Like That.

if the Mistubishi Evolution VI TME is so good why haven't they made a Mitsubishi Evolution VI TMA yet?

i do not know how to communicate to other usamericans that 99% of the time No, you do not need to and should not bring your dog to that public space

that's not your wubby pubby sweetie son boy darling to me that is a 60 pound animal with significant bite strength that you elected not to train because he's "just a pupper"

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason