Byleth Eisner

rlly cool my guys but don’t forget Kayaubergine 👀✌️

Even in the middle of a pandemic Congress is still trying to strangle USPS to death. Lord.

For anyone that's unaware on how Congress has tried to bleed the USPS dry for decades to benefit private shipping corporations and b/c it was an example of the Government actually working, here you go:

Even though Lady Edelgard seemed to trust their professor, Hubert could not fathom it. He had adequate time to spend with them, and had yet to really find something to be suspicious of, but he could not shake the feeling that something was very strange about their teacher. It caused him a fair amount of paranoia and stress, but he tried to shake it off more often than not. 

The smaller teacher looked up from their work with a blank expression. "Of course, what do you think I would be doing?" They asked as they pushed their reading glasses up, her eyes got rather tired with lots of reading.

"Is there something I can help you with?"

So reblog if you’re the type of blog that is open to NEW friendships even if you are already connected to old ones. New friendships mean new experiences and more people to talk about your muse’s together. This is a clique free blog despite the people who love sending me in asks and there’s much love for them but I’ve also got love waiting for you if only you’d send that one message.

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

Go to Voice & Video settings.

Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.

Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).

This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues aren’t because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.

Here’s a screenshot of that for our visual learners. It’s a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.

    do   you   want   a   certain   kind   of   ship   with   my   muse  ?   check   out   the   key   below   &   send   me   a   symbol   to   tell   me   what   kind   of   ship   you   want   !     note  :    my   muse   =   blog   owner’s   muse     /     your   muse   =   sender’s   muses

romantic relationships !

💘  friends to lovers ❣️  enemies to lovers 💜  love at first sight 💙  slow burn 💚  skinny love 💔  exes to lovers again 🖤  on again , off again

familial relationships !

🌼  older sibling 🌺  younger sibling 👭  twins 🌻  friends like siblings 🍃  cousins 🌵  parental

friend relationships !

☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈   friends since childhood  ⛅️  friends of circumstance  ☁️  school friends  🌩  friends from traumatic experiences

enemy relationships !

Ha! Too easy! I did Khalid's officers academy uniform💖 and in fact, it was too easy to do fkfkfkdk i think i will do Golden Deers designs first before doing any character of any other house🥺💛 i feel very proud because look at it! So beautiful💛✨

don't forget to credit me if you repost this somewhere else (i also post this on Twitter)

BYLETH IN WEDDING GOWN

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

Feeling down when my RP partner(s) stop responding to me, but respond to other people quite frequently.

Feeling nervous when someone with the same canon muse as I do comes along.

Approaching people for RPs.

Approaching people for ships.

Approaching people for plots.

Approaching people for anything.

Worrying that my RP partner(s) will abandon me after they find someone better to RP with.

Worrying that I don’t write enough for my RP partner(s) to go off of.

Worrying that I’m too boring.

Feeling jealous when my RP partner(s) seem to enjoy a ship with someone else more than their ship with me.

Reblog with your own stuff added, if sending “💕“ during this meme, means asking for permission to ship

KHALID, OF ALMYRA | CLAUDE VON RIEGAN

Okay…

Didn’t think we needed to do this but you know what fuck it. I’m not the kind of person to let ppl worry and panic.

So, reblog this if your blog is safe in that you DO NOT rp or reblog rps involving COIVD-19.

There enough paranoia from this without being in the RPC here. The last thing we should do is bring that mess here when people are looking for an escape or a sense of relief from all this.

Her face didn’t change expression as she was teased by her former student, a rather bored, flat, and serious expression on her face. One that she had always had even as a child, it rarely seemed like she could display emotion. “Not exactly a cat nap, Claude. I am not aware of any cats that can sleep for… five years.” She responded,the number still seeming unfathomable despite the amount of times her brain went over it.

“I honestly can not say if it is because of my connection to Serios or not. But I cant come to any other logical conclusions.” She pursed her lips and shook her head, long sea green hair brushing her back and legs as she moved her head. Gods it was heavy, she was reminded. And getting on her nerves.

[ What? How could she survive such a powerful attack from Those Who Slither in the Dark? The Leicester duke took a slight step forward, trying to examine if she had any scars to prove it, whether it was from the attack itself or crashing into the jagged rocks below. He watched her get hit and thrown off such a deep cliff before he could do anything to help. No one should’ve been able to survive such an abyss… He couldn’t find her after the battle, neither could her other students, neither could the church.

And through this all, he refused to show the…horrified emotions from within, only that same continuing that small frown covering his face. Was ‘horrified’ the proper word? No, no… 'Bewildered’ might fit better. Whatever his feelings may be, the gears going on inside his mind were nonstop, trying to find answers. His curiosity from before evolved further into…concern. ]

“You’d think I’d believe that?” [ Claude shook his head, but a single memory appeared that eased his train of thought. This was Byleth, an extraordinary woman capable of what she sets her mind to. Was it disrespectful for him to doubt her abilities like this? To keep forgetting that she was more than a mercenary; more than a teacher? Maybe it wasn’t since he was just caring for her well-being, but she definitely had more cards up her sleeve and Claude was more than interested to see her deck. Intentional or not, she did the impossible again, and he was left in awe again. What couldn’t she do? ]

“Yet…Something tells me I believe you.”

[ Perhaps, he had nothing to worry about. Honestly, he was just…thankful that she’s still here with him. ]

"I'm not expecting you to believe it. Truth be told I dont know if I would believe it either. All I know is, I vaguely remember the battle, and falling into the cliff as I passed out. But i have no clear memories till I woke up in the ditch not too long ago."

Byleth's eyes held a usual serious tone, but it was obvious that she hoped someone else would believe her. Help her make sense of what happened.

It was comforting to have returned to him. Her former student. The familiarity made her feel more at home, relaxed despite it all. She nodded to his final question.