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“It was you who said we could reshape the world. It’s what we said we’d do.”

“Because I was in love with you.”

“The summer I fell in love with Grindelwald…”

“Gellert and I made plans to run away together.”

“i choose a mortal life.” “you cannot give me this.” “it is mine to give to whom i will. like my heart.” ⋙ THE VOWS OF ARWEN AND ARAGORN

Cas texts the group chat and that’s that. The only people Dean calls are Bobby and Mary. Sam is a little offended by how fucking lowkey everything is after he had to put up with twelve years of bullshit, so Dean leaves a post it on his door that says: “Me + Cas are getting hitched. Be there.” And then, squeezes into a bottom corner: “Best man?” 

The actual wedding takes place in the backyard. Vows? Saved for when they’re alone, because why the fuck does anyone else need to know their business. Dean wants to tell Cas how much he loves him while he’s on his knees and buried between his thighs. Wedding party? Sam walks Dean down, Jack and Claire walks Cas. Rowena officiates, which is something everyone deeply regrets almost immediately. It’s the kind of wedding that involves a peanut gallery, which is… kind of awesome.

They just end up at the Roadhouse. Ellen and Ash might have planned for it, but you can bet our two clueless idiots were totally content with a backyard potluck. Is there a live band? Who knows. A cake? No idea. They arrived at some undetermined hour and there are good people and an open bar. Dean and Cas get hilariously sloshed and makeout in a dark corner of the bar like this isn’t their wedding reception. Charlie belts out Celine Dion and Jo has starting playing darts with her collection of daggers. 

At one point, Dean and Cas disappear, and if they miss the pie with the two shitty groom figurines stuck into the lattice, well, that’s just par for the course at this point. Benny checks the bathroom and Ash slams the front door of the Roadhouse closed, smirking at everyone in the bar as he loudly announces: “if the car’s a-rockin…”

Sex in the Impala is, predictably, a disaster for two middle-aged men. Neither can bend correctly, there isn’t enough space, but it’s fun and stupid and Dean and Cas have a great time. Do they fall asleep cuddled together under their clothing? Yep. Do they wake up to beer cans tied to Baby’s bumper and a spray-painted “Just Married” on her back window? Also yes. Does Dean have a fucking heart attack? You betcha. 

Okay, one more quick 91W piece, because the descriptions of Dean are so rich, and I’m clearly vERy WeAK.