A World of Magic

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,  And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,  And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,  And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,  Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,  And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,  And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,  And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.  There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,  And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,  And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,  And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.  There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,  And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,  And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,  Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.  And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,  Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,  And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,  And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.  There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,  And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,  And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,  And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.  These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha’vard,  And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard. 

“I’m trying, there’s traffique.”

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

If World of Light from Super Smash Bros Ultimate came out on the Gameboy

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

Hospital notes

for the love of god UNMUTE this