mmmfh

having to internalize the gender binary again so I can learn a new Romance language

Joe Rogan talking to a 10th century silk trader: "It can keep barbed arrowheads out of wounds? Woah. No shit? That's crazy. Why arent we like (pauses to look at a picture of a chimpanzee on his phone) why aren't we like, making tanks out of this stuff?"

in North Korea, there is so little electricity that the trains cannot run. instead, everyone has to run the entire way, carrying the train on their backs, like out of the Flintstones

actually, what Yeonmi Park claims is even sillier. she says that if a train leaving from Pyongyang runs out of electricity before reaching its destination, it will instead turn around and go back to Pyongyang

something i love about the girls with guns genre of anime is you know the main characters are gonna be ok if they're up against a man with decades of experience in combat but if they end up fighting another high school girl then they're in trouble. like adult men are the red shirts of the genre

if you don’t feel like getting up, try lying in bed and staring at your phone for an hour! it won’t help 👍

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

Hey girls it’s my birthday! Celebrate by feminizing your “male” friends!

I have a suggestion.