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This one is for the pinned.
If you're here, it's at your own peril. This is very specifically for the things I'm too polite to subject anyone to on my Fallen London main. Which is honestly going to be mostly monsterfucking? Yeah.
How often I'll be here is debatable because I'm ace and hornyposting is an academic endeavour for me but it's also a weird autistic interest so y'know. It is what it is.
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guy who got a pose app that had a werewolf option and spent like 6 hours playing dolls yesterday, but still can't draw so
blog relevant btw. blog very much relevant.
anyway when scaled correctly the size difference on those bats sure is uh it sure is um uhh, make sure you eat your vegetables and do your stretches.
Very trustworthy bat.
sacred bond between 2 perverts is stronger than the bond soldiers form in war
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pervert bathtub mimic with a porcelain tongue.
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sex with a master must be absolutely insufferable because you know that bat is JUMPING at the chance to mock you for being stinky. all bats will do this. you cannot escape it.
the bat will do this, of course, whilst being a creature who regularly bathes in a liquid that smells like dead fish
you know what i feel autistically compelled to point out that ammonia actually ceases to smell as soon as it evaporates
it's super useful for laundry. those bats' robes (excepting Pages, perpetually stained) are probably very clean. and not stinky!
atp this blog doubles as a normal sfw master brainrot blog because im full of thoughts that are deeply embarrassing to put on main but only slightly less embarrassing to put on the sex blog.
anyway. when was the last time any of the masters have gotten wrapped in big leathery wings and held close by their own kind. it must be a special kind of touch starvation hell to be thousands of miles away from home with only the worst people you know for company. what are you gonna do? actually admit you need contact with another curator to assure you're still capable of getting through this? if you do that your coworkers are going to mock you and make your life even more unbearable. it's better to be stressed and miserable indefinitely.
you can't even go to the local ape population for company because that's even more embarrassing and even more mortifying and they can't even hang upside down for snuggles without complaining about the circulatory strain. agonizing.
if only there was a brand new curator who's entirely unrelated to your thousands of years of unrelenting beef with your colleagues. and if only that curator was literally jumping at the chance to pamper you. If Only.
anyway which master would give in and let the scoundrel give it a spa day first. vote now on your phones.
fires. obviously.
you should elaborate actually. im very curious what the thought process is here
fires is canonically lonely and would benefit the most from positive social contact, and it loooooves being praised therefore any contact that implies it deserves to be pampered will also be stroking its ego.
atp this blog doubles as a normal sfw master brainrot blog because im full of thoughts that are deeply embarrassing to put on main but only slightly less embarrassing to put on the sex blog.
anyway. when was the last time any of the masters have gotten wrapped in big leathery wings and held close by their own kind. it must be a special kind of touch starvation hell to be thousands of miles away from home with only the worst people you know for company. what are you gonna do? actually admit you need contact with another curator to assure you're still capable of getting through this? if you do that your coworkers are going to mock you and make your life even more unbearable. it's better to be stressed and miserable indefinitely.
you can't even go to the local ape population for company because that's even more embarrassing and even more mortifying and they can't even hang upside down for snuggles without complaining about the circulatory strain. agonizing.
if only there was a brand new curator who's entirely unrelated to your thousands of years of unrelenting beef with your colleagues. and if only that curator was literally jumping at the chance to pamper you. If Only.
anyway which master would give in and let the scoundrel give it a spa day first. vote now on your phones.
fires. obviously.
(Screenshot bc op doesnât deserve to have my nonsense inflicted on them but)
the funniest thing fbg could do for me is a tie-in which basically confirms that Curator Veils is sapient outside of Parabola and youâve been engaging in theoretically nonconsensual (and admittedly for most people nonsexual) pet play the entire time.
itâs like all of those âyou didnât know the stray cat youâve been letting sleep in your bed was a hot guy the entire time!â trope fics except it was a monster you technically created, you didnât so much as let it into your bed as you were powerless to tell it no, and itâs not a hot guy, itâs literally just Veils.
do you think mr iron realises itâs in a slow burn or
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there is a weird amount of implied doomed bat yaoi among the masters. and by weird i mean delightful but still mildly surprising. you'd think after thousands of years of being stuck in a closet together they'd figure out how to invent a relationship that isn't destined to explode
our top scientists* have spent centuries trying to invent a way to kiss your coworkers without betraying and ritualistically sacrificing them for your own pursuit of power at the end. i fear it shrimply cannot be done
*happles has made zero progress because it's too busy trying to start a brand new doomed bat yaoi relationship with iron
oh this is about ALL of them. i only used mr doomed bat yaoi bc he's the team mascot. but rest assured all of the bats are like this
I actually need to start publicly discussing my little Artist Lore tidbits that I haven't actually written yet. We haven't even broached the Veils' Fashion Show Arc yet. In which it takes advantage of their body dysmorphia to play dress up with them and contort them into the ultimate Unrealistic Body Image.
Ok finally getting around to elaborating @twig-the-escaped-cephalopod
First thing to know about the Artist is that they're Weird about their body. They want to become Perfection in every way and their body is kind of a limiting factor in that. Becoming a big spacebat is closer to perfect, in their mind, but their ideal would quite literally be becoming a star or an incorporeal force of nature.
But in the meantime, they still haven't even reached bat status, so they can overcompensate by becoming The Body Standard in the Neath. This has always been kind of their imperative - they have enough status in both society and artistic communities that they do very much have influence on fashion trends.
Enter Veils, who sees them very much being a major player in the fashion industry, while also having absolutely no sense of style. Infuriating, but also very much an opportunity for it. So it essentially strikes a deal with them that when they're humanmoding, they'll wear what it makes for them - and in exchange they get to wear cooler clothes? Really honestly an easy yes from them.
Which of course starts innocuous, but Veils is coming to the realization that they truly will wear anything it gives them no matter how uncomfortable or even Blatantly Painful it is. Which is fantastic because when everyone wants to copy them, suddenly we're all bruising our ribcages with our corsets for Fashion. And not only that, but it has free reign to make little adjustments wherever it wants during their monthly operations, to turn them into a truly biologically impossible body image standard.
Basically, its scheme here is that it's going to turn them into a perfect little mannequin who gives everyone body dysmorphia. and then sell excessively uncomfortable shapewear for profit and violence reasons. It's also very much enjoying objectifying Cards. They are growing more and more uncomfortable with how revealing these outfits are getting but they're also enjoying the fame and attention that's coming from being a #1 Fashion Icon too much to voice their discomfort.
(lying to the jury) I did not have sex with mr eaten
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
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iâm not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesnât get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.
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now this is a deranged tierlist prompt i can respect. for the sake of the bit we're going to pretend all of them not only want the baby but are willing/capable of being put in this situation to begin with
welcome to my mr wines dying in childbirth agenda <- sentence nobody has ever said
hadnât considered the thought of veils having to tank pregnancy cravings and morning sickness but here we are
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
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