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if you're reading this, it means you have successfully discovered my forbidden halfway-secret nsfw blog. maybe you got lucky with the search engine, maybe it somehow showed up in the main tags of some fandom or other, maybe i reblogged directly from you, maybe i DMed the link to you directly- but regardless! here's a medal for finding it in the first place.

this blog probably won't get used much. i'm on the asexual spectrum. i think about sex like one thinks about a sandwich they like to eat on occasion. but, y'know, sometimes people want to be horny, and this blog sure is for horniness. expect a lot of weird monsterfucker-adjacent kinks and insane thirstposting over nonsense topics*. usually my OCs. this blog is pretty much 99% posting unprompted horny things about my OCs. if you ever send a NSFW ask to my main blog (@thegreatyin) expect it to be reposted and answered here (but also, you can just send asks to this blog directly, that's what the inbox is for). if you've ever wanted to openly thirst for the scoundrel's batussy, congratulations! you're in the right place! beyond that, uhhhhh. im gonna be so fr when it's not oc posting hour it's FL smut headcanon hour. you're welcome. and/or sorry in advance.

*that's a fancy way of saying this blog is openly Problematique. and by problematic, i mean we occasionally discuss non-con, incest, and (once so far) jokes about fictional characters engaging in fictional necrophilia**. if you don't want to see that stuff, i recommend blocking #consent issue talk and #family kissing talk. any other dubious subjects will be tagged as they come up. or you could block this blog altogether, that's probably wiser...

**you can find the informal list of subjects that WON'T be discussed on this blog here. anything not mentioned on that post is fair game for discussion at any point in time. though it will probably be tagged so you can block it at your own convenience.

so... yeah. this is it. this is my smut blog. you found it. yippee 🎉

minors will be blocked on sight. this is your first, last, and only warning.

#scandalous-yin-thoughts

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caeru cries before during and after sex and you have to accept this. you have to kiss her anyway. it is your moral responsibility.

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soullessdrel didn't kiss her tears away and that's why they got divorced.

#not really but it's not inaccurate.#soullessdrel is just fucked up. normal scoundrel however needs to be pried away from kissing his wifey to death

caeru cries before during and after sex and you have to accept this. you have to kiss her anyway. it is your moral responsibility.

#you understand #scandalous-yin-thoughts

how big are the scoundrel's curator boobs

yes.

#you think happles will settle for anything less than huge tits on its pet project?#asks (sin edition)

and the scoundrel doesn't even remember its existence 💔

#admittedly because it was the only one who liked her because its hoard interest [was] garbage.#scandalous-yin-thoughts

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the scoundrel is only sexy if you're the kind of bat who gets off to the concept of uncanny valley. this admittedly says funny things about cups.

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...i hate how that makes sense for cups.

#because its hoard is all the stuff nobody else wants.#god

the scoundrel is only sexy if you're the kind of bat who gets off to the concept of uncanny valley. this admittedly says funny things about cups.

#fortunately the scoundrel will never have to unpack what those sayings are bc.#well #you know.#scandalous-yin-thoughts

this isn't even taking the masters' feelings into account. the scoundrel is just genuinely not looked upon positively by curator society. i went into it a while back

#tldr; he's a sheltered poodle who's trying to live like a wolf and everyone can tell and they HATE his vibes #he can't hunt or fight for shit. he's a mega ultra curator loser #scandalous-yin-thoughts

i just think it's objectively funny if spices was the (comparative) jessica rabbit in the spwines dynamic. but Only in terms of curator beauty standards. in all other aspects it was a trash gremlin dating a hoity royal diva

#jessica rabbit if the personalities were swapped while the appearances stayed the same (in the eyes of other curators)#scandalous-yin-thoughts

after 2 million years it's finally been realized... The Curator Beauty Standards Tierlist.

any questions.

#horizontal order is important here btw.#scandalous-yin-thoughts #tierlists forever

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okay fine i'll make a real master hotness (by curator standards) tierlist

#it'll be very predictable though #scandalous-yin-thoughts

exactly my vision

#every master is either The Hot Deranged Ex #The Mid Background Character #or The Ugly Duckling #there are no in-betweens.#scandalous-yin-thoughts

I think that it's not himbo/bimboification because that means becoming the steed made Veils more conventionally attractive. The steed is just brain drain they were already an oversexed bombshell from day one

does it still count if we exclusively poll lark* and no other sources

*he will not explain himself.

#asks (sin edition)#the concept of a character failing the himbo/bimbo test solely bc they were already shaped like that is admittedly really funny.#it's like a thing you'd see in a parody of pizza delivery skits. you know the ones

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veils and wines standing next to each other is basically the beautiful bride and the ugly ass groom from the perspective of other curators. they aren't married to each other but you get what im saying

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stones is probably a pretty good catch by curator standards, yeah. it clearly has the power and confidence to not only maintain but openly flaunt its hoard, and it's Very Much Willing To Protect It. the only hurdle is that it's too possessive and too standoffish. if it was more willing to cooperate with potential partners it would have a lot more matches on curator tinder. as things stand it's basically Potential Batspouse

#the cooperation issue is why veils and iron don't get nearly as much game as they otherwise would btw.#they're baddies but they're still losers.#never forget every single master is a loser.

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for it to become himbo/bimboification or similar it has to be making the affected party more conventionally attractive to an exaggerated level

so, the question is- is the Steed curatorially conventionally attractive?

is water wet?

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i mean. okay being the steed definitely knocks it down a LOT of rungs. but if you ignore the petplay situation i do fully believe veils- like standard edition pre-chorister's-bomb veils- is a magazine cover model by curator standards. it's like if a grade S baddie was tripping into puddles in public. it doesn't necessarily stop being a baddie just because it has mud on its face. it's just being an embarrassing baddie.

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unfortunately stank does not factor into curator beauty standards because literally all of them stink. this is canon. every single bat is smelly and they do not seem to care about this in the slightest. iron is absolutely the hottest bat alive though yeah

#the mental image of veils being a bad boy is killing me.

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veils and wines standing next to each other is basically the beautiful bride and the ugly ass groom from the perspective of other curators. they aren't married to each other but you get what im saying

#veils being an incredibly committed and accomplished hunter means it has INSANE game even if everyone is terrified of it #and wines being a pampered flighty loser who loves to sit and drink and party all day means it's the weirdo only a mother could love #this is my curator beauty standards agenda.#iron is right next to veils on the hottie scale btw.#scandalous-yin-thoughts #ive said this exact thing before but by god i'll say it again XD

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for it to become himbo/bimboification or similar it has to be making the affected party more conventionally attractive to an exaggerated level

so, the question is- is the Steed curatorially conventionally attractive?

is water wet?

thegreatyinsin

i mean. okay being the steed definitely knocks it down a LOT of rungs. but if you ignore the petplay situation i do fully believe veils- like standard edition pre-chorister's-bomb veils- is a magazine cover model by curator standards. it's like if a grade S baddie was tripping into puddles in public. it doesn't necessarily stop being a baddie just because it has mud on its face. it's just being an embarrassing baddie.

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