You're Just As Sane As I Am

Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non stop music?

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

My fave piece of star wars discourse was in like 2010 when that picture of nat portman went around of her in the Stop Wars shirt stylized to look like star wars and some dude was all like fucking fake geek girl probably hasnt even seen the movie.

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

what the fuck is the moral of the three little pigs, anyhow. people without access to the best materials are going to die? familial bonds mean nothing in the face of an impending crisis? wolves are dicks and pigs are stupid? i have no fucking clue

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

Into the woods without delay but careful not to lose the bae

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet