to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

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