Zyl'fryn

Also bc I like to headcanon drow on the surface wearing sunglasses to mitigate their sunlight sensitivity (if they can craft functional limb prosthetics, they can figure out tinted lens), I could see them crafting spectacle frames out of bone, similar to this pair of 15th century ones found in London.

We NEED Drow tradhusbands. House Patron from down the street making TikTok videos about how torturing underlings is a woman’s job and men need to stay in the kitchen where they belong

I stg Drow/Underdark food are such a hyperfixation for me

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

"average faerun god answers only to their clerics" factoid actually just statistical error. average faerun god answers 2% of the prayers per year. members of Dark Seldarine, who are noses deep in their followers' lives, are outliers and should not have been counted