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magic-the-girlbossing

I don't post much about it here but I love pauper. it's one of my favorite formats ever. the metagame diversity is crazy and all over the place, it's truly a format of all time.

I also love cube. It's so fun to curate your own set of magic cards to draft however you want. And a popular style of cube is a pauper cube! sounds great for me, right?

well, I feel like most pauper cubes aren't cubes that resemble the pauper format, they're just cubes with the pauper commons-only restriction. which is fun! but I want a cube that can play all my favorite pauper archetypes. your madness burn and your terror and your affinity and your defender combo, maybe even spy combo if you're feeling wacky?

and so. I made this cube, the pauper metagame cube. it's a cube with 10 traditional archetypes but also has a bunch of extra decks thrown in to reflect some of the most popular decks in the pauper metagame over history. kiln fiend. affinity. turbo initiative. high tide combo. they're all in there, to a greater or lesser degree. I've been test drafting it a bunch but haven't given it a proper playtest (I hope to soon!) but I figured I would share it now since I've been working on it for like three weeks....

here it is! if you like it or have any ideas or feedback I would love to hear about it! at some point I'll do a more proper archetype write-up but that is not right now.

Made to be drafted in packs of 18... because I had too many cards I wanted to add Main Archetypes — {W}{U} - Blink {U}{B} - Terror/Tempo {

prrplefungi-deactivated20241218

autistic girl beam lmao

xantchaslegacy

the-cheese-man

Gotta love mono red.

A meme I made.

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revanezendikar

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Happy June for all:

I finally finished it after so many days and hours. and I thought (I have to I'll upload it on the first day). One of my favorite MTG girls :3

jolynegarcia

The Simic Slaw Battle

artwork made for the "Friday Nights" kickstarter playmat, as both a LRR and magic fan, this was a very exciting thing to work on

niomate

sizhens-deactivated20250415

there's always a bigger fish images except it's "there's always a transfem who knows MTG rules better than the last one"

cardassian-artistry

sizhens-deactivated20250415

HELP

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doubleca5t

Do you have a 'Hear me out' moment?

See the problem is that I really am not a monsterfucker so even though I have a "hear me out" I guarantee you that all my followers would clown on me for my picks not being crazy enough and therefore not deserving of being a *true* "Hear Me Out". Like I truly believe that to the average woman enjoyer Sheoldred and Elesh Norn would count as a "Hear Me Out" but because I'm on The Monsterfucker Website they're considered light work

mollyjames

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn (Weekly Sketch Poll Winner)

doubleca5t

He's saying what we've all been thinking

doubleca5t

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

doubleca5t

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

abz-j-harding

no one is gonna be prepared for the Duskmourn art....NO ONE.

crowsighde

i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature

as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration

phasepandemonium

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jacebeleren

Jace transgender confirmed???

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYINGGGGGG

curiooftheheart

Funniest part of Magic the Gathering lore is the plane where vampires are evil Catholics, and they finally find and revive Vampire Jesus (who is a woman). And Vampire Jesus goes “What the fuck is wrong with you all? This is literally the opposite of what I said to do. Vampirism is a curse to take on to serve a burden of the church and you all are just using it for power and racism?”

And then so many vampires were like “But I want power, not responsibility” that they went “Can’t believe Vampire Jesus was wrong about Vampire Jesus’s teachings, we should schism.”

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