Did You Go to Bird School?

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 

Flying sloth. Lookit

sloth bat ♡

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

A Willem Defoe fancam/thirst edit was not what I expected to see today but I am living for it

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

Oh no

you would be amazed and alarmed and aroused by how bad the circulation to my extremities is

women and men alike love it when i touch them with my icy cold but simultaneously damp fingers

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes