Would you kindly...

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

where's me package...

ahar. Twas cast overboard

aye.....killing meself

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

if you would like to try and stop the moose leaving for a few weeks to Fuck you are welcome to try, buddy

*loads crossbow*