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Hot cinnamon roll dad
LIL BABY NERD…………..like…..true……………….
yeah i’ll take that i guess
I win.

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"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
The glow deepens into a rich purple.
"Erm, well, uh, didn't you have some paintings to show me darling?"
She kisses his cheek before letting him go. "Yeah, first one is near the cafeteria."
"Uncle Mike's cafeteria? I didn't realize you were painting in OSHA."
"..."
"Are you certain that's safe?"
"Oh not at all. But it's a job, better than my last one, and I get benefits. So I think I'm pretty ok. The walls also seem to like me so that's an upside."
"Anyways, your uncle is really nice." They say with a bright smile.
"Alright, if you're okay with it, Mel. But do let me know if something makes you feel uneasy. These teeth aren't only for show after all."
"Now let's go see your work, hm?"
"Thank you, I'll take you up on that should anything happen. Which I hope it doesn't." They pull him towards the cafeteria carefully. "I just finished this so Mike hasn't even seen it yet. Congrats on being the first."
Without letting go of Mel's hand, he covers his eyes.
"I'm gonna keep my eyes covered darling, you tell me when we're here."
It takes a few moments but eventually Mel stops. "You can look."
Epiales takes his hands off of his eyes and takes in the mural.
"It's delightful!"
"You can't touch it unless you want colorful hands, but I think it looks nice too." His hands are wrapped around Mel.
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
The glow deepens into a rich purple.
"Erm, well, uh, didn't you have some paintings to show me darling?"
She kisses his cheek before letting him go. "Yeah, first one is near the cafeteria."
"Uncle Mike's cafeteria? I didn't realize you were painting in OSHA."
"..."
"Are you certain that's safe?"
"Oh not at all. But it's a job, better than my last one, and I get benefits. So I think I'm pretty ok. The walls also seem to like me so that's an upside."
"Anyways, your uncle is really nice." They say with a bright smile.
"Alright, if you're okay with it, Mel. But do let me know if something makes you feel uneasy. These teeth aren't only for show after all."
"Now let's go see your work, hm?"
"Thank you, I'll take you up on that should anything happen. Which I hope it doesn't." They pull him towards the cafeteria carefully. "I just finished this so Mike hasn't even seen it yet. Congrats on being the first."
Without letting go of Mel's hand, he covers his eyes.
"I'm gonna keep my eyes covered darling, you tell me when we're here."
It takes a few moments but eventually Mel stops. "You can look."
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
The glow deepens into a rich purple.
"Erm, well, uh, didn't you have some paintings to show me darling?"
She kisses his cheek before letting him go. "Yeah, first one is near the cafeteria."
"Uncle Mike's cafeteria? I didn't realize you were painting in OSHA."
"..."
"Are you certain that's safe?"
"Oh not at all. But it's a job, better than my last one, and I get benefits. So I think I'm pretty ok. The walls also seem to like me so that's an upside."
"Anyways, your uncle is really nice." They say with a bright smile.
"Alright, if you're okay with it, Mel. But do let me know if something makes you feel uneasy. These teeth aren't only for show after all."
"Now let's go see your work, hm?"
"Thank you, I'll take you up on that should anything happen. Which I hope it doesn't." They pull him towards the cafeteria carefully. "I just finished this so Mike hasn't even seen it yet. Congrats on being the first."
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
The glow deepens into a rich purple.
"Erm, well, uh, didn't you have some paintings to show me darling?"
She kisses his cheek before letting him go. "Yeah, first one is near the cafeteria."
"Uncle Mike's cafeteria? I didn't realize you were painting in OSHA."
"..."
"Are you certain that's safe?"
"Oh not at all. But it's a job, better than my last one, and I get benefits. So I think I'm pretty ok. The walls also seem to like me so that's an upside."
"Anyways, your uncle is really nice." They say with a bright smile.

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"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
The glow deepens into a rich purple.
"Erm, well, uh, didn't you have some paintings to show me darling?"
She kisses his cheek before letting him go. "Yeah, first one is near the cafeteria."
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
This elicits a faint, eery blue glow in his cheeks. It seems he's blushing.
"Are you blushing??" They giggle, "You are quickly becoming my favorite person."
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"You're quite lovely yourself, darling."
His grin gets even wider.
"I am aware but shshsh, I wanna pay attention to your smile."
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."
Epiales slowly lets his grin return. His razor-sharp teeth gleam in the light.
"My gods you are cute." Her eyes twinkle, Epiales can tell she is being genuine.
"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Of course, darling. Please, lead the way!"
He grins, revealing a row of sharp teeth, before remembering himself.
"Oh, pardon me, I forgot about my teeth."
She is now staring at his mouth, Mel gently cups his face. "No no no, do it again."

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"Pspspsps?" @undeadunderwater
"Hm? Oh, hello darling. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"That worked?? Uh, yeah well. You said you wanted to see some more paintings and such? I finished one if you wanna see."
"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"
"In the strictest sense, there are very few normal humans here. I consider myself a human but I am not one biologically."
"Most people here are fairly chill, though. And if you ever feel nervous, you can come back ere from any door in the building by thinking about lunch while you open it."
"While I'd love to unpack what it means to be human and if I technically still count, I think I'll just save that for a later crisis."
"But yeah, thank you. You might see me a lot when I'm not busy then, this place lowkey unnerves me. The people seem cool from what I've experienced so far. You included. Just the place itself feels off? I dunno." They shrug. "Freaky zombie senses or something."
"Yeah this place is built on top of like a dozen different cursed labs, lost civilizations, ancient graves, and cosmic anomalies, it's not just you. If you specifically want another zombie to talk to though you could talk to my fiancée! She's great."
"Oh that explains a lot actually- uh. No thank you. I'm sure she is lovely and I don't think I'm prepared for that in the least. Stop me if you've heard this before but, was made in a lab with asshole scientists that didn't want to take responsibility. Now can't really be around my own without feeling nervous." They finger gun to really sell the point.
"That's understandable. Either way, you're free to hang out here all you want, this cafeteria is usually pretty safe."
"Great, one more question. Are we allowed to bring kiddos around here? Not to really stay just for like an hour or three?"
"Oh, totally! Love kids, they always say all kinds of stuff. Heck, even the Goblin likes kids."
"Oh good! Yeah, Finn says a lot of things. He probably will be shy at first so don't take it personally. You need anythin before I go get started?"
"Nah, you can go do what you need to do."
"Cool, see you later then. Nice meeting you." She exits the cafeteria, sketching a few things out.
"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"
"In the strictest sense, there are very few normal humans here. I consider myself a human but I am not one biologically."
"Most people here are fairly chill, though. And if you ever feel nervous, you can come back ere from any door in the building by thinking about lunch while you open it."
"While I'd love to unpack what it means to be human and if I technically still count, I think I'll just save that for a later crisis."
"But yeah, thank you. You might see me a lot when I'm not busy then, this place lowkey unnerves me. The people seem cool from what I've experienced so far. You included. Just the place itself feels off? I dunno." They shrug. "Freaky zombie senses or something."
"Yeah this place is built on top of like a dozen different cursed labs, lost civilizations, ancient graves, and cosmic anomalies, it's not just you. If you specifically want another zombie to talk to though you could talk to my fiancée! She's great."
"Oh that explains a lot actually- uh. No thank you. I'm sure she is lovely and I don't think I'm prepared for that in the least. Stop me if you've heard this before but, was made in a lab with asshole scientists that didn't want to take responsibility. Now can't really be around my own without feeling nervous." They finger gun to really sell the point.
"That's understandable. Either way, you're free to hang out here all you want, this cafeteria is usually pretty safe."
"Great, one more question. Are we allowed to bring kiddos around here? Not to really stay just for like an hour or three?"
"Oh, totally! Love kids, they always say all kinds of stuff. Heck, even the Goblin likes kids."
"Oh good! Yeah, Finn says a lot of things. He probably will be shy at first so don't take it personally. You need anythin before I go get started?"
"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"
"In the strictest sense, there are very few normal humans here. I consider myself a human but I am not one biologically."
"Most people here are fairly chill, though. And if you ever feel nervous, you can come back ere from any door in the building by thinking about lunch while you open it."
"While I'd love to unpack what it means to be human and if I technically still count, I think I'll just save that for a later crisis."
"But yeah, thank you. You might see me a lot when I'm not busy then, this place lowkey unnerves me. The people seem cool from what I've experienced so far. You included. Just the place itself feels off? I dunno." They shrug. "Freaky zombie senses or something."
"Yeah this place is built on top of like a dozen different cursed labs, lost civilizations, ancient graves, and cosmic anomalies, it's not just you. If you specifically want another zombie to talk to though you could talk to my fiancée! She's great."
"Oh that explains a lot actually- uh. No thank you. I'm sure she is lovely and I don't think I'm prepared for that in the least. Stop me if you've heard this before but, was made in a lab with asshole scientists that didn't want to take responsibility. Now can't really be around my own without feeling nervous." They finger gun to really sell the point.
"That's understandable. Either way, you're free to hang out here all you want, this cafeteria is usually pretty safe."
"Great, one more question. Are we allowed to bring kiddos around here? Not to really stay just for like an hour or three?"
"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"
"In the strictest sense, there are very few normal humans here. I consider myself a human but I am not one biologically."
"Most people here are fairly chill, though. And if you ever feel nervous, you can come back ere from any door in the building by thinking about lunch while you open it."
"While I'd love to unpack what it means to be human and if I technically still count, I think I'll just save that for a later crisis."
"But yeah, thank you. You might see me a lot when I'm not busy then, this place lowkey unnerves me. The people seem cool from what I've experienced so far. You included. Just the place itself feels off? I dunno." They shrug. "Freaky zombie senses or something."
"Yeah this place is built on top of like a dozen different cursed labs, lost civilizations, ancient graves, and cosmic anomalies, it's not just you. If you specifically want another zombie to talk to though you could talk to my fiancée! She's great."
"Oh that explains a lot actually- uh. No thank you. I'm sure she is lovely and I don't think I'm prepared for that in the least. Stop me if you've heard this before but, was made in a lab with asshole scientists that didn't want to take responsibility. Now can't really be around my own without feeling nervous." They finger gun to really sell the point.

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"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"
"In the strictest sense, there are very few normal humans here. I consider myself a human but I am not one biologically."
"Most people here are fairly chill, though. And if you ever feel nervous, you can come back ere from any door in the building by thinking about lunch while you open it."
"While I'd love to unpack what it means to be human and if I technically still count, I think I'll just save that for a later crisis."
"But yeah, thank you. You might see me a lot when I'm not busy then, this place lowkey unnerves me. The people seem cool from what I've experienced so far. You included. Just the place itself feels off? I dunno." They shrug. "Freaky zombie senses or something."
"Hey, is there someone named uh, Mike here? Should be the guy in charge of food?" Mel squints directly at Mike. @undeadunderwater
"Oh, yeah! That's me! You need anything?"
She flashes a smile, "Cool! I'm Mel, supposed to be putting up some murals but am also helping the Janitor out a bit. Nice to meet you." They hold out a hand.
"Good to meet you too!"
He vigorously shakes their hand.
"Kish is a good friend of mine, I'm glad you're giving them a hand. Anyway, today's special is lasagna. You want any?"
"Thanks but not yet, still got an hour to go before I get a break. I actually needed to ask you what you wanted for the cafeteria mural. It would be on the wall outside so no worries about it messin with y'alls day."
"A mural? Hell yeah! Uh... Food, I guess? Oh, wait, no, maybe a sort of classic diner kind of thing? Yeah, like a scene from a diner would be awesome actually! Do you think you could do that?"
"Sure dude, I'm pretty good with anything so no worries there. Any colors in particular?" They scribble classic diner on their notepad.
"Bright, preferably. Beyond that I don't have any specific preferences."
Another Mike appears suddenly.
"Oh we are gonna love what they do. Absolutely fantastic work."
The first Mike looks at the second and grins, before looking back to Mel.
"Oh this is exciting!"
The second Mike clears his throat. "Also, remember to move the turkey to the fridge to thaw before you clock out tonight. It'll make my life a lot easier." He vanishes.
They chuckle in surprise, "whhhhaaatttt the fuck- thanks I guess??"
"Oh yeah sorry, I kind of don't experience time linearly, sorry bout that."
"Anyway, did you need anything else?"
"n..no?" They are still processing what just happened. It managed to write down Mike wanting bright colors. "I hope this doesn't sound mean but is anyone here human? Like do I have to worry about this a lot?"