SCIENCE!

Working on a new dude. His name is Madhav Karmakar and he’s a Hannish Alchemist and also awesome, I hope. I love highlanders. I’ve wanted to make a highlander for a while.

So after my friend drew how his character would draw Urha’s face I thought, oh, Urha can probably draw alright! I mean I know she sometimes draws her notes, and she can realistically portray ingredients. What if she tried to draw Siben in her notebook, I’ll just doodle in old photoshop for like 15 minutes! And I end up with this shit. This is. This is better than any fucking Siben I have done. 

Urha got thanked for giving someone crafting supplies. He can write now! Good job, murder butler!

-1579 (?), Doma and Ala Mhigo is liberated by Some Guy, and I guess all of Heavensward happened last year, and/or this year, also Stormblood. These are a pretty impressive 2 years. They sure just flew by. -1580 (???), the year of our headcanon, Professor Urha, who is 41 or 42 sometime in the fall. Also known to some as The Future*. This could be ShadowBringers, but probably ShadowBringers also happened last year. Sorry, it’s not my fault. * (The only thing for certain is… heavensward happened, Yugiri said there was a rebellion at some point, and 25 years ago from that day, Doma was annexed, stormblood happened, and an NPC said the rebellion was last year. At least one year has passed. I allowed the canon to exist, and for 3 years to have past since ARR began, and that we are living in year 3, and will be living in year 3 for some time. When a more strict timeframe is referenced, my character’s age will reflect this.) Now that we have that established, let’s overlay Professor Urha’s history. Thanalan. Urha’s mother’s side is a seeker of the sun of the J tribe, who were there since magical ice age I guess or something. Her mother is a first generation citystate-cat, sired by a Nuhn named Raahn. Hyurs were let into Ul’dah around 1000, 6th astral era. It is suspected by her father’s side that in 1179, Urha’s Hyurian descendants were permitted to exist in Ul’dah society. The city of Davenport is on record existing at the time of the Autumn War, 1469, and is where her father, Miles Davenport, or at least that Surname, comes from. 1539: On the 30th Sun of the 6th Astral Moon, Myria Davenport is born to J’urhalla Raahn, AKA Rosegold, and Miles Davenport. This is a fantastic time to be born a Monetarist. No Ala Mhigan refugees, Ul’dah can fly, is dealing with the east near and far, Ul Dynasty is doing great, plenty of money to be made and no one to stop you. It’s been almost 10 years since the previously unknown republic has named itself an empire, but they’re mostly dominating Ilsebard, maybe the start of some of Othard, and not an issue Eorzea has to worry about. There aren’t very many Miqo’te monetarists, and so her father is very protective of her, as she came out with ears and a tail like her mother. He wants her to be taken seriously in business and gets her the best education money can buy. He takes it a little too far, and in the end, all members of the family go missing, with only some members of the Syndicate at the time aware of what actually happened. 1550: Something really really awful. 1552: Doma is Annexed by Garlemald. 1555: Something even more awful. 1557: Myria Davenport is all but forgotten, and somewhere in the east, a beautiful 18 year old Miqo’te is a horrible monster, and is frustrated her research has been rejected. She is being transferred. Oh, and Ala Mhigo is Annexed by Garlemald. 1559: Not a great time. Chemical Burns. 1561: Nope. 1572-1577: Calamity, and then a new era is born. The entire planet changes, physically and in spirit. Everyone works to repair their lives. When people try and remember those who fought for them and are the reason they are alive, they can remember neither the name nor face nor life of any being, only a shining, lighted silhouette. Myria Davenport returns to Eorzea after spoilers, in the year spoilers, using a short and sweet version of her mother’s name as her alias. She is found unconscious by a tribe of Keepers in the South Shroud, between the Black Shroud and Thanalan. Many keeper tribes have fled Eorzea entirely, a few broods moved from the West Shroud, now no longer in existence, to other parts of the Black Shroud. In spite of the fact she is a Seeker, she is accepted due to her medical knowledge and asked to act as the tribe’s wisewoman. Keepers are way more chill than she remembers them being, but I guess a calamity or two will do that. Once confident, she leaves them, and rebuilds her fortune, even though she cannot rebuild her family name, because spoiler.

Rin Furuya from Mateus looking smooth as silk.

I hope none of you die from my horrible poisons in the new year.

It’s Ibara from Mateus, and she is smug/adoring! I altered that poofy updo and made it a sort of Xenobia deal. I think every artist has that cartoon that Made them, but for me, it was a Sega CD game and a lot of imagination. 

“I do feel a little put out now when I go for prolonged periods of time without that sort of affection, come to think of it. I wonder why that is! That’s strange, right? This question, it’s about hugging, things like that, right?” “Oh, this is a questionnaire for perverts and for people to overshare their sexual history! I getcha, I getcha! Why didn’t you say so? I’ll need more data, then. Am I in a bed? If so, well I mean, naturally. Isn’t that normal? If not in a bed, results vary, maybe I have to go somewhere! Am I outside? Are there people that it would be a hassle dealing with the disdain of? Are we in the middle of a battlefield. I feel like this is context-related…” “Oh, just my preference? Well, holding onto someone you care about is nice, isn’t it? Is it not for some people? I’m not a very romantic person but I mean, even I can enjoy a simple thing like that. I like food, too. And sometimes I smoke. But, snuggling is pretty good if you have a snuggler, and I have one in my possession frequently.”“… …What do you mean I should have just answered with that in the first place!?”

“Alright, so. Let’s start here… Overall, my boyfriend could be classified as adventurous, probably/definitely masochistic, and will be docile and agreeable if it seems fun. I’m probably/definitely more sadistic, cautious, but I don’t think you really can BE with Siben without being something of a vicious aggressor at heart. I think that might be the answer to what is MEANT by the question, but I’m not a dominatrix, I’m no one’s submissive, and being a switch means being able to be either of those. I uh. Have a relationship based on trust? Being tied up would be fine because it’s him? I think this might be a question that is meant to minimize me to something categorically easier to understand in Quicksand terms. Is this too much information? Nyaha, sorry, Siben!”