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Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

bad female anthro design: 

Things I loved about Season 2

-Karen and Frank’s relationship

-Curtis and Amy’s friendship

-Madani, Karen and Amy in the same scene together

-Curtis and Frank’s friendship 

-Amy and Frank’s father/daughter relationship 

-Turk being Turk 

-Brett Mahoney getting caught up in all of it 

Things I hated about Season 2:

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.