its so diree

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

KILL PJACK AGAIN KILL HIM PUT HIM BACK IN THE DIRT HIS DESTINY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER THIS IS WRONG THIS IS PROFANE THIS IS A CURSE AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR NOT BURNING HIS CORPSE

I AM GLAD HE IS DEAD AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ALL HE DID WAS COOK DOGS AND DRINK!!!!

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?