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life is painful but women are hot

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

teach me youre ability

(solomon voice) no it's fine i'm really happy for you i'm just. emotional because my beloved apprentice is hitting such a big milestone in their life Haha. yeah. unrelated but i'm going on a really long business trip soon Oh no there's no need i can manage. yeah no just focus on the wedding. i'll be there (audibly holding back tears) Yeah just have fun with that. i'm gonna. buy a really big hat. See you later