Didn't the trees tell us their stories

Reverse beach episode. Go into the woods. Winter. More clothes.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

I like having a dog because I can just sit outside for hours and be like "it's for the dog" and no one questions me.