the worst ideas for rpgs

here’s a free mercer rpgidea: holding your players accountable for shit like this.

Yikes. Just. Yikes.

After your players finish their character creation, covertly make versions of the party members in Sims. Leave it on Free Will mode and base the events of the campaign on what the sim versions of the characters get up to.

Invite people round for a game of D&D&D. Refuse to say what the third D stands for.

diners, drive ins, and dives

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I’ve reblogged these before, vut just to be sure…..

Have each player make a party of four characters to control so you have 12-20 characters for combat and roleplay

Reblogging this sideblog post onto my main. Looks like I suck at a lot of the things D&D likes to score characters on. Not at all surprised by the low charisma, although I expected lower dexterity and was hoping for slightly higher wisdom than I got.

are you a rapier gay or a greatsword gay

I’m a dagger gay.

Scmitar bi

Warhammer pan

Shortbow ace.

Bread and Boulders

Caverns & Creatures

Bongs and Beholders

Adventures and Allyourfuckingplayersgettingthemselveskilledbecausetheythinkstartingrandomfightsinthegheottoisreallysmart

Memes

Teeth and Taverns

Wolves and Willows

Fungi and Fusilli

Gods and Goblins

Gay and Gems?

Memes and Marsupials 

We got to kill all these mushrooms.

Where the fuck are these robots coming from.

And we got fucked up and stole everything

Opps turns out we caused a power vacuum..

Who the fuck stole the barkeep’s wife?

Let’s stop these cultists from burning down all the taverns!

rpgidea blogs tag this with your signature pokemon

Sharpedo. Is best shark.

i love stoutland so much

Golisopod

I really like Emboar

Hmmmmmmmmm Espeon, Umbreon and Lucario. Can’t decide

Raichu

Umbreon my boi!!

Eevee. Versatile, cute, and the shinies are amazing.

I’ve never actually played Pokemon before

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