ProbablyNothingElse

oh wow, they found the magical amulet of eggplant creation! :0 (Uncensored version on FA and twitter, link in bio)

trsynsereb

if you said this to her shed think for a moment and then say "yeah i think your pawgic is sound" and then would biting you again

New message! 💌

it’s the day again ♥️

FIGHT!!!!

JAM

GLAMROCK doggo commission inspired by one of those music covers for billy idol

beerus cosplayers

sunshine disposition

You do have to be good. In fact, you have to be perfect. Having even one perturbation will disqualify you from going to the grocery store. You are obligated to walk on your knees  for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting, backwards, in underwear made of red-hot puff adders. You can't let that soft, fallible animal of your body love what it loves.   Are you kidding? Tell me about despair, yours, and keep telling me, and don't stop, or you'll completely explode and go to jail, and then hell. Meanwhile the world goes on without you. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of hailstones are beating down on your head, pouring into the buildings and deep gutters, the corpse-laden mountains and the rivers-- did you read that article about the one that turned bright yellow from pollution? Meanwhile the wild geese, hissing and shitting everywhere will not leave your yard. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, you can always get lonelier! And I can help. I call to you like the wild geese, harsh and intimidating, over and over announcing your place-- oop, sorry, never mind, someone else took it.