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PHOENIX: not anymore tho blame them ;(((

PHOENIX: dw man i'm glad you haven't seen anything. some of it's really fucking cringe

PHOENIX: believable enough though, that you're not the media i mean

HAYDEN: well its their lost bro im sure you're a fucking joy to sext

HAYDEN: which one is cringiest though. for science.

HAYDEN: oh no man i definitely am this whole thing was just a ploy to get your guard down

PHOENIX: yea i used to be kinda wild ahhhha

PHOENIX: dunno, my names phoenix miller but if you don't watch netflix probably nothing recently

HAYDEN: man that is hilarious good for you

HAYDEN: alright i'm gonna google you one sec

HAYDEN: oh shit

SPENCER: so now the one fucking married women is going to preach to ME?

SPENCER: i do love you quite a bit but don't let your ego get too big

SPENCER: unicorn hunters.....oh jesus

SPENCER: i knew this town had some freaks in it. i felt it in my bones.

HAYDEN: i'm just saying either you want me or you don't... lets stop playing these games spencer

HAYDEN: lmao too late not it's bigger than ever man

HAYDEN: every town has got their freaks and i'm now determined to drag them all out. i'll give you updates on the crazy shit people ask me to do

PHOENIX: listEN i've had a bad time once when someone sexted me and it ended up on tmz bc it got leaked

PHOENIX: i'm an actor but close !!

HAYDEN: dude someone sexted you and you just went with it without knowing who it was?

HAYDEN: damn that's hardcore

PHOENIX: lmao no i was being serious

PHOENIX: i gotta be sure ur not the media trying to fuck with me

HAYDEN: the media

HAYDEN: wtf

HAYDEN: are you important or some shit

MELINA: tells me something is unhealthy

MELINA: also tells me it's not his field

MELINA: you're a strange dude, but at least you made me laugh

MELINA: jfc, if i say thank you, will you stop?? cause if you keep complimenting me like this, i don't know if the tacos will even be worth it

MELINA: i've never met a guy that questions someone wanting to give him a bj as much as you

MELINA: you got a kidney? dude, why haven't we sold that yet, we could get some serious cash and eat like fcking kings!

HAYDEN: eh yk what i'll take it

HAYDEN: lmao you're so fuckin weird man alright i'll stop but the older you get the worse that praise kink is gonna get i'm just sayin

HAYDEN: like you're gonna be in the old folks home getting your rocks off every time someone calls you nice

HAYDEN: and thank you, yk what, i try to be memorable

HAYDEN: but, question, since you wanna blow me so bad is it more of a favour to me or you?

HAYDEN: also i love the fuckin 'we' in this

HAYDEN: if i'm selling my fucking kidney i am not sharing the profit okay sell your own fucking kidney

PHOENIX: all good dude

PHOENIX: depends, who are you? :)

HAYDEN: well fuck with an opening like that i feel like i gotta say something stupid porny

MELINA: lol okay dr. phil, let's not go judging who i hang out with so quickly

MELINA: i'd rather not dive into my past and why it's fucked me up the way it has, okay?

MELINA: also good luck trying to find a compliment about my personality, that should be fun to watch

MELINA: if i want extra guac, do i have to suck your balls or something as a added bonus?

MELINA: lol jk...unless?

HAYDEN: not judging, just saying

HAYDEN: jesus christ i don't wanna do that either i said i fuckin DATED a therapist and she was gonna be a fuckin sex therapist to boot

HAYDEN: not my field man i just throw parties

HAYDEN: 1. you're like funny and shit sometimes, 2. you're fuckin adventurous and that's my kinda shit, 3. you're outgoing and that's cool because i never know what to do with shy people

HAYDEN: so there what you gonna do about it

HAYDEN: is this turning into a booty call? how dare you objectify me

SPENCER: you have to commit to me...i'll wait

SPENCER: god i'm never speaking again. a vow of silence.

SPENCER: HUSBAND.

SPENCER: HAYDEN.

SPENCER: why are you like this

HAYDEN: so you're playing with my feelings now huh... hot and cold

HAYDEN: sounds fake you love me too much man

HAYDEN: i mean to start probably trauma or something

HAYDEN: but also dw they're like unicorn hunters yk

HAYDEN: real 'come fuck my wife' shit

MELINA: let's just say me and my friends express ourselves in a different way lol

MELINA: also i'm just not used to it, unless it's like someone saying i'm hot and/or sexy and a great time in bed

MELINA: that's different

MELINA: i dunno, what do you want? bj? hand job? anal? wanna pour hot wax all over me? i'm game for anything, i just want tacos pls

HAYDEN: dude...

HAYDEN: not to be that guy but i dated a psychologist chick all through college and gotta say

HAYDEN: that shit's not healthy.

HAYDEN: gonna compliment only your personality from now on your ass is gonna have to wait

HAYDEN: for fuck's sake never seen someone willing to do so much for some fuckin mexican food

MELINA: what is up with ppl giving me compliments today, it's fcking weird, pls stop

MELINA: but...thank you, i guess

MELINA: if you spend all your cash on gas, just to drive a couple of blocks then your car is pretty shitty lol

MELINA: besides, i want tacos, pls!!

HAYDEN: i have no idea what you're talking about but no problem

HAYDEN: why are you being weird about it though? do people not say nice things to you? that'll give you a complex yk that's how praise kinks happen

HAYDEN: also i love how you assume i'm really coming over JUST to feed you

PHOENIX: i don't have a man atm, elaborate?

HAYDEN: oh fuck

HAYDEN: wrong number man sorry

MELINA: honestly you shouldn't assume someone is dumb enough to date me, let's put it that way

MELINA: but i appreciate the equal opportunity

MELINA: obviously >:)

MELINA: it's only cheap if you go to mcdonald's or something

HAYDEN: tf?? melina you're hot, a freak, and generally pretty cool anyone would be lucky to lock that down

HAYDEN: but you're welcome it's what i'm here for

HAYDEN: is it though?? or will i be spending all my cash on gas trying to drive to the closest mcdonalds to this bite sized town

SPENCER: god....can you just let me live??

SPENCER: are you saying you wouldn't be my man if given the opportunity?? i don't believe it

SPENCER: i'm trying to protect you. and your car. and maybe your house if they don't mind an arson charge.

HAYDEN: i thought i was already your man spence? what's with these mixed signals man

HAYDEN: aw bro i didn't know you cared :')

HAYDEN: listen if this woman's husband kills me in a fire or something wear something sexy to my funeral ok

MELINA: hi?

MELINA: i'm disgusted you'd think i have 'a man'

MELINA: you can only swing by if you're bringing food with you

HAYDEN: oh shit sorry

HAYDEN: is your woman home either?

HAYDEN: equal opportunity

HAYDEN: also is that your way of using me for a free meal??