Probable Elf

what’s the worst piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Democrat and Chronicle, 1993:

they found the article he's talking about, by the way (Daily Mirror 1990-03-22):

I love when JF talks about the early days of the band like it was a secret double identity situation.

and normally with these stories the punchline is that he was being paranoid and over-react-y but he literally DID get fired from his newspaper job when someone published a photo revealing his double life, because J. Jonah Jameson is real in real life

This is the “boys will be boys” we wanted all along.

Hi John. I just watched the Q&A you did during the JoCo cruise. You said that you had bought a theremin. Have you learned to play it?