Second Least Fuckable Guy in the Matrix

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

ohh i have plany off seam allowance.,,

pot of modest desire

this card allows to me to look at the top 2 cards longingly

I have GOT to stop spending $30

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talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

Healing is realizing you deserve better and losing attraction to what disrespected you

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Is true love real? We asked this man who thinks math is gay

Who are the hated popular group in high schools these days? Like, how we always complained on our myspaces and livejournals about “preps.” Who are the “preps” of today?