peterharley rights

peter: not at all

harley: so no need for me to kiss it better?

peter: it hurts so much

harley: this is you. this is totally you

peter: you think i'd get so mad i'd eat something?

harley: ...i've seen you rip paper and shove it in your mouth

i'm so sorry this is three months old and i just saw it but this is literally the cutest thing ever !! you have no idea how happy this made me 😭

peter: it's an emergency

harley: yes i'm awake

harley: what's up

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47182051/chapters/118878472

this is very funny to me because i actually already have your fic on my tbr list of parkner fics! 😭

tony: are you okay???

harley: been loving some clit lately

shuri: ik your gay ass is lying

harley: name one classical literature book shuri.

harley, seeing only tony: bruh

tony: hi

peter, appearing behind harley with an excited smile: morgan!

peter, realizing it's only tony: oh, i thought morguna was here

tony, offended: you're not even excited to see me?!

peter: tasty snacc

harley: incorrect

harley: we do not eat play-doh

peter: yum yum yum

peter: 🖇️

harley: what

peter: that's us

peter: we are paper clips supporting each other

harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty