Sinae Unicornis

I'm not timmy turner I'm just the timmy who turnered up

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

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i went to dinner and missed trump assassination attempt ???

yeah you know who else missed something

americans can't even assassinate people properly anymore that country is going to the dogs

Yakuza fist slamming gif about to go triple platinum on Tumblr today