the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go
😂💖🍪😊😘 (I mean I’m a hufflepuff so like,,, all of these are accurate)
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day
Game of Thrones Daily

Three Goblin Art

roma★
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kaledo Art

oozey mess
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Not today Justin


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the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go
😂💖🍪😊😘 (I mean I’m a hufflepuff so like,,, all of these are accurate)

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Just so you know dma and Sergio is called murderous pastries fjdjfkoss
Love that omg, thanks for the clarification. I was hoping that was the ship name, it’s adorable
some sergio/dma headcanons because,,,i read a fic and it made me ship them
DMA and Owen are separate characters for like all these headcanons
Sergio and his wife get a divorce and she takes their kids
He ends up completely gushing about it and over sharing to DMA
“Do I look like I care, love?”
The nickname makes Sergio completely melt immediately. “No.”
“Yeah, yeah. But for some reason I actually do. Keep talking.”
Sergio keeps venting about it and for some reason he’s really touched that DMA cares about him.
The vent ends with, “-and I’m not as sad as I should be. I’m worried about my kids but I could give a shit less about my wife.”
Knowing DMA he was probably fuckin sharpening knives the entire conversation or something. He whatever he’s doing he stops and actually looks at Sergio.
“Why the hell not?”
Sergio immediately tenses up and just shrugs, acting like he has no idea what’s up.
DMA doesn’t even try to hide his beaming smile. It’s not the crooked, strangely offputting smile it usually is. It’s looks like a genuine one.
They’ve been ‘doing business together’ for a while, which is what they say instead of facing the fact that they’re literally best friends.
DMA ‘accidentally’ brushes his hand against Sergio, who flinches away almost automatically.
“You’d think after all this time you wouldn’t be scared of me.”
“I’m not!”
DMA raises an eyebrow at him.
Little does Sergio know DMA’s hella gay and hella into him and has been since the first time they met.
DMA keeps doing small things to flirt with him as they keep talking. More touching and he sits a lot closer. He even just outright whispers ‘your hair looks so fucking good today’ in his ear. Sergio just smiled and said ‘thanks’ way too quietly. His face was red the entire time.
That went on for like an hour.
DMA just can’t stand it anymore and gently cups Sergio’s cheek, turning his face to him.
“Why don’t you miss your wife?”
Sergio snaps and kissed him. It doesn’t take long for them to be all over each other and for there to be more grabbing and such.
Once they pull away from the kiss, DMA smiles in a way Sergio’s never seen before and it warms his heart.
“You’re a bastard. Should’ve done that sooner.”
Sergio hugs him tighter. “I had a wife!”
“And I’m a hitman.”
“I’m not letting you kill my ex-wife.”
Sergio knows he’s the only person who could tell the Deadliest Man Alive what he’s ‘not letting him’ do.
“You...are so fucking lucky I fell for you, no one else can talk to me that way, love.” DMA responded, not knowing he read Sergio’s mind there.
They just kiss more after that and it turns out DMA’s sort of a huge sap who doesn’t want to take it any further until it ‘feels right.’
Sergio teases him about it.
“Feel special, prick. Anyone else’s clothes would already be on the floor.”
“Aww, got a crush on me?”
“Fuck you.” But he’s smiling when he says it.
They just sleep in the same bed and Sergio feels like the most lucky guy in the world to have DMA’s arms around him.
It was still weird to wrap his head around the fact that he was...sort of the boyfriend of the literal Deadliest Man Alive.
When they woke up, Sergio kissed his forehead and made DMA smile and get even closer to him.
“I know you won’t tell anyone about us but you better not tell anyone-“
“That you’re one sappy motherfucker?”
DMA just paused and kissed him. “Oh the things I would do if I didn’t love you so much.”
If Sergio didn’t miss his wife before, he REALLY didn’t now.
As the relationship went on, Sergio heard DMA say ‘I love you’ more times than he ever expected.
Maybe he was the Deadliest Man Alive, but he was also the corniest, most sappy, and quite unexpectedly snuggly man alive too.
also DMA’s a total power bottom like literally fight me
I encourage everyone to imagine a tedgens high school au where ted is joey from mamd and henry is sally bc yes???
charlotte could be vanessa. mcnamara could be the old snatch (only bc I’m laughing my ass off imagining it)
omg 👌
the way lauren hops onto the stage in climate change rb if u agree

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Nobody:
Brian Rosenthal in Solve it Squad:
reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual
So, after being a couple of actual idiots for a while, @declansdumb and I are officially official.
@sliceofmaggpie predicted the future, and and @debthestoner got their wish….
The “thats my best friend tag” is officially “ that’s my boyfriend” tag!
my own mother called me out for being oblivious so we figured it was time
I CALLED IT
ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME (I’m jk i love you both so much)
Aw I don’t even know you guys and that’s sweet! I hope everything goes awesome 😊
You Didn’t Know?(Tedgens Fic.)
Prompt by @princessstarkid . I hope you like this.
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It was a normal day in Hatchetfield. The birds were chirping. The squirrels were gathering. And the students were moaning.
Our story take place at Hatchetfield Community College, where a Mr. Henry Hidgens and his boyfriend Ted Richards work. The time of day is 12:55, most of the students had been awake for several hours, so had the teachers, but they dragged themselves to the classrooms.
Henry watched as the young adults(and a few older ones) poured into the Biology classroom that day. He smiled, waved, said his good afternoons, all he got was a vacant stare and some mumbled replies. Ignoring this he continued with his cheery demeanor.
All went well, the students paid as much attention as they could, no disruptions, that was until the end of class.
To say the class was surprised would be an understatement. Nobody expected their math teacher to barge in. Or for Hidgens to smile so wide when he saw him.
“Mr. Richards, is there something I can do for you?,” Henry at least tried to be professional. That could not be said for Ted.
“Nope! But do I have to have a reason to come see you?”, He asked walking over to Henry’s desk. The students all had slack jaws. Nobody knew what was going on.
“Ted, I’m in the middle of class”, Henry said trying to get his point across.
“And I don’t have one right now. Mind if I hang out?”, Ted knew that his boyfriend wasn’t going to say no.
“Fine, but I do actually have to teach so no distracting me”, He said and then turned back to his class, “Close your mouths, Mr. Richards will be joining us for the rest of class”
“Babe, they heard the whole thing”, This earned him a glare from Henry but a laugh from the students.
“Whatever, back to what I was sayi- Yes Dan?”, He said pointing to the kid with his hand raised.
“You’re gay?”, Henry sighed, Ted laughed, and the other students went stiff.
“You didn’t know?”, Was the professor’s response. With that he went on with class, with the occasionally interruption by Ted or a student to inquire more about his social life.
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Henry wasn’t one bit surprised by Ted’s laid back take on teaching. It wasn’t too different from his own. So when he walked into the classroom and heard chattering and music, he ignored it. Of course a few students stared at him, but they didn’t say anything.
Henry eventually made it Ted’s desk. He sat down and waited for his boyfriend to get done. It was kinda fun to watch him teach, it was like he was a different person, but he was still amazing.
Henry was very much lost in thought and was kinda startled when he heard Ted, very loudly, tell a girl to finish her work and plan her party later. He watched as Ted walked away from the board and toward Henry.
“Sorry for the noise. I don’t usually mind if they chat, but they get a bit loud sometimes. So, why’re you here? Business or pleasure?”, He said sitting down on his desk top.
“Pleasure. I only have three classes today”, Henry said smiling up at him.
“Lucky, but I’m glad you’re here”, He returned the smile. They talked about randomness for a little while, with Ted having to answer a question or two for a student, this lasted for about ten minutes before Henry groaned.
“Can you turn this crap off?”
“What the music? Sure, it’s not like I chose the station, I let the students do that”, Ted said pausing the pop music, “Is there something you’d like to listen to?”
“You should know me well enough to know what I’m going to say”, Henry smirked, but grabbed Ted’s phone. He put it on a playlist(that he made) and watched to see what the students’ Reactions would be. Indifferent mostly, but you could tell a few of the students recognized the songs.
“Sir”, One of the girls in the back of the room raised her hand, “You like musicals? I wouldn’t have guessed that”. Several of the students nodded in agreement.
“I’m dating Hidgens, and you didn’t know?”
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Summer break, it was they all had been waiting for. Both students and teacher’s breathed a sigh of relief and got ready for their small break.
A few of the teachers stood by the door and said their goodbyes to their students. This causing them to get a good look at what was about to happen.
Ted Richards said goodbye to his last student, locked the classroom door, and made his way to Henry Hidgens class. Henry didn’t even get to say anything because Ted kissed him right then and right there.
“They’re dating?”, Several of the teachers asked, mostly to themselves, but they’re students smirked and simply said:
“You Didn’t Know?”
Awww, love this!
A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
I was 17.
How long had you been 17?
I was four-turning-five
I was five

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We’re accepting questions if you’re not a coward
What’s the first thing you would do if you met Jon?
Politely say “Hello”
we’re not animals
What kind of a question is that
I know! It was sort of an ironic question! I didn’t mean anything by it 😊
Sorry for the little misunderstanding 👍
What I meant was what are some things you would want to say to Jon if you met him? I just worded it like a dumbass
- how are you?
- how uncomfortable are you in person?
- do we make you uncomfortable?
- if no, why don’t we make you uncomfortable?
- if yes, why do we make you uncomfortable
And no, you’re not a dumbass. You’re probably a very intelligentass
Thanks for the reassurance I just like...forget to think lmao, love your blog!
We’re accepting questions if you’re not a coward
What’s the first thing you would do if you met Jon?
Politely say “Hello”
we’re not animals
What kind of a question is that
I know! It was sort of an ironic question! I didn’t mean anything by it 😊
Sorry for the little misunderstanding 👍
What I meant was what are some things you would want to say to Jon if you met him? I just worded it like a dumbass
We’re accepting questions if you’re not a coward
What’s the first thing you would do if you met Jon?
Politely say “Hello”
we’re not animals
What kind of a question is that
I know! It was sort of an ironic question! I didn’t mean anything by it 😊
Sorry for the little misunderstanding 👍
We’re accepting questions if you’re not a coward
What’s the first thing you would do if you met Jon?
Politely say “Hello”
we’re not animals
What kind of a question is that
I know! It was sort of an ironic question! I didn’t mean anything by it 😊
We’re accepting questions if you’re not a coward
What’s the first thing you would do if you met Jon?

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hidgens would flying kick a homophobe
Titty Mitty ain’t taking shit from homophobes
She may be smol but there’s no dout she would smack a bitch
Emma is ready to fight any and all homophobes
I think Jeff would whack a bitch.
A bunch of the members of StarKid could kick some homophobe ass
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