pretty princess

the rizzless princess is forced to unlace her own corset. but she can't because she's too fat to reach the laces 😔

oh to ever so gently be plucked from the warm grass where i fell asleep basking in the afternoon sun, like some lowly wildflower meant for a lover, and be carried off to my chambers in the strong and capable hands of my most beloved knight.

Princess girls don’t even flirt with you anymore, they just hold out two pills with the words ‘knight’ and ‘maid’ on them respectively and tell you to choose.

no i did not “steal” your heart. im a princess. everything is already mine.

using the reflection of your knight’s armor as a mirror to fix your makeup

Slipping a love note into my knights visor like his helmet is a mailbox

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

Sitting on my knights lap and I can feel the cold metal of his gauntlet on my thighs as he puts his hand up my skirts.

It is always moral to spank princesses until they are a sobbing mess with cum stains on the floor and a pee soaked dress and scared of you and can't sit down

i think its really hot when men get hurt, but theyre much too manly to make a scene, so they just keel over and hiss under their breath and say,"no man im good, for real," to their friends while theres tears in their eyes and their jaw is hung open from the pain.and then they just lay on the floor and groan for a few minutes.yeah.