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Writing a poem, even a crappy one, is better than not writing one at all. Starting a book you don’t finish, is better than not reading at all. Paint half a portrait. Do ten minutes of the thirty minute work out. Learn the first verse of a song on piano. Doing a bit of something is always better than not doing anything at all

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

Children while their parents try to work from home

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

Yes

When I die, I want my remains thrust off the face of this planet. Even in death I don’t want to be on this planet anymore

When I die I want my tombstone to say “I missed the quick time event”

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site