The babe with the power

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

Like who has this kind of time

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable.