Faye ~🩶

What a dazzling beauty! ✨ Like many deep-sea creatures, some siphonophore species like the giant siphonophore are bioluminescent, meaning they can create their own light.

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper