"he's my girlfriend" "she's my boyfriend"

MMF threesome and the guys ain’t kissing? No thank you.

"cute" penis doesn't necessarily mean "small" penis btw. it's all about the mindset[

the thinking man’s sissy hypno

tbh i rlly struggle with edging myself because why wouldn’t i just give myself everything i want. who am i to say no to Babygirl

"men always lie" yeah, lie on their back and hold their legs up and moan

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

I kinda want us to get drunk and hook up

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

This got a little more traction than I expected, so I want to quickly point out the flaw of this strategy is that it's actually very difficult to say no to. This is why I recommend only engaging in it within an established dynamic, or better still, ask before you start. Something to the effect of "is it okay for me to do stuff for you? This is a kink thing for me btw." Once you got the green light though go for it 👍

please don’t let tumblr convince you that sex is bad if it’s vanilla sex. passionate, loving, slow sex is awesome

I think one thing that makes sex good is because it’s so primal. it reminds you that beneath the sterility of modern life we are still animals it’s freeing