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"But it's funny because it's blood and I'm a vampire."

I just really fucking adore him! 😭♥️

What if you FELL IN LOVE, and you got MARRIED, and everything was GREAT, but then your husband wanted a CHILD even though you didn't, but you still did it FOR HIM, and the child is a MESS, but you still LOVE her, but you went full on ASSHOLE at some point, and then your daughter and husband conspired to MURDER you, and also your SIDEPIECE, but you SURVIVED, and wanted REVENGE, so you end up part of a plan that gets your own daughter KILLED, and now your husband HATES you, and you hate YOURSELF, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and then he MARRIES your EX, and you can't do anything but MOP(E) for the next 70 years, and then your ex husband DIVORCES your other ex and comes to find you, and you share a sweet moment, but then he publishes a BOOK in which he TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME, and oh you're FURIOUS, and you decide to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT