Why Hello There Gorgeous

This is your random reminder to DRINK WATER!

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

Did you mean: parents

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

Can we please put all of them on a runway? I just got my life

GO AWFFFFF

Omg yes

is that a nug

That’s a nug

I’m a Zoologist and I am telling you - that is definitely a Nug

what kinda reach

their blog name is literally algebratwo

Accurate.

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

The previous comments are from 3 people. And now after this post, the illuminati will be confirmed 3 times. I am also wearing 3 layers of clothing. Illuminati triple confirmed.