The Adventures of Space Waifu

in elden ring i enjoy sneaking up to huge armored shield-wielding guys and then shooting magic beams at their backs and going “hooohoohoohoohoo!” while running away from them. sometimes i die though.

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what’s up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

It’s a beautiful day to overanalyze every single thing I’ve ever done

getting real obese rat vibes from this breast

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

All the punches give the character tuberculosis