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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: âI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteâ in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like âthe fuck is wrong with youâ
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
âSprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concernedâ
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donât actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINâT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
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âwe donât actually have what you guys consider lemonadeâ
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the⌠Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? đ¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iâm pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnât seem to be a common brand so Iâd ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeÂ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itâs not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemâs four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as âEarthlingsâ or âSpriteloidsâ interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youâll sometimes get Sprite, but if itâs proper itâs a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iâve had gassosa, itâs AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole âlemonade and Sprite are interchangeableâ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so⌠what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ⌠not fizzy⌠in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy âfresh squeezed lemonadeâ at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itâs diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnât so overpowering.Â
In the south, itâs very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youâd ask for âLimonadeâ and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itâll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canât remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnât even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ⌠this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereâs a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canât buy it like that from a store. And thereâs nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donât know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if youâre using it as a mixer, youâre less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, itâs a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, itâs still going to be premade rather than fresh.Â
OH GOD THATâS WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
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Honestly the shaming of girls for having âboring missionary sexâ or whatever is so messy⌠girls are constantly pressured into doing things they donât want to by virtue of tastes shifting to more âkinkyâ due to a disgustingly pornified culture and thereâs nothing wrong at all with wanting sex with someone to be just about intimacy and closenessâŚ
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

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what do u mean i donât have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
My therapist just told me that I âuse humor to cover up past trauma so I donât have to deal with itâ and that âit will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it allâ and I literally burst out laughing and finger gunned @ him