skunk era

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

This caption doesnt do the video justice

why is this so overwhelming

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

throwback to the time I worked in retail and got fired because I had the audacity to get robbed and during my disciplinary hearing they kept referring to my assailant as “the customer” and I finally snapped and asked what, the pray tell fuck, he purchased

vampire lore headcanons, go!

They invented welcome mats because they are lazy

That makes a lot of sense actually

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all