failprince (i don't use tumblr anymore)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

Michael Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

Flareon :)

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

@princeofcyberpunk sorry bro 😔

usurping is still on the table don't worry

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

yeah

oh inazuma eleven you weird. WEIRD show

a hyperspecific poll that actually fits me. i do own more than one shark plush

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

My first one was “poison smoke manipulation” which is acceptable then my second one is “Family Creation” which gives Princess Bubblegum’s candy kingdom as an example, so, I guess I’m making everything I’ve ever drawn into a real thing and if anyone doesn’t like it I’m going to asphyxiate them with gas.

karaoke bar where you're forced to sing your top song from spotify wrapped. how well do you perform it?

id fuck it up to overcompensate up there

my names blurryface and i will sit the sink

okay i wanna play. what's the first song on your wrapped that has a color in the title?

somehow i thought this was gorillaz

dude i would love these as dolls, especially Briar

sir the carrot battering ram is approaching our mash potato castle

drop the hot gravy on them when they get close

cucumber quest

i didnt even consider the possibility of Maddie and Pinkie Pie hanging out and ive been both an EAH guy and brony since i was like 6 lol i love this headcanon

ur siblings all being into the same stuff is so funny sometimes. i walked downstairs and my sister & brother were watching arcane and i was like sorry y'all, now that i'm awake can you watch something else so i don't get spoiled? they were like "just let us finish this episode." so i went back upstairs and my other sister was standing in the hallway sipping a coffee and she said "are you hiding from arcane too" and i heard my siblings downstairs go "okay FIIINEEEEEE"

the last time i walked in the shit on screen was literally like someone getting their ass beat and they fell to the ground dramatically surrounded by corpses(?) and i just passed by and went "me when the when" and left

call that mikuora