You know it's always been you.

Mcspirk camping is so cute. “Goodnight doctor.” “Goodnight Spock🙄” “Goodnight Jim.” “Goodnight Spock🙂‍↕️” I will cry

I really like reading about Shatner’s insecurities and rivalry with Nimoy during the original run of the show. He accepted the job being told he would be worshiped by thousands of young ladies in this role as a swashbuckling captain. Then, out of nowhere, this no-name first officer gets twice as much attention. There is something so cute about a jealous, infuriated young Bill, lashing out through cruel pranks. Asserting his royalty by wreaking havoc on the set with his Dobermans and archery. A jealous flush every time there’s someone in their dressing room to snap photos or interview that nobody, not Bill. Laying awake at night wondering just what’s so charming about Leonard Nimoy.

Bill Shatner trying to figure out what’s so charming about Leonard Nimoy at night: “yes I know he’s charming, yes he has that incredible sexy hands, and those lines on his face actually make him even sexier, and that voice oh that voice, not to mention he’s actually a great actor, less than me of course, but none of that give him the rights to be worshiped by so many young ladies! So many!”

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

You know how in some fics they have Spock getting drunk from chocolate or sucrose and so when someone gives him hot chocolate or candy, he just gets fuckkkked up. I really want to read like a reverse(?) version of that trope where they go to Vulcan and Spock gives Jim or Bones a random vulcan fruit but it turns out the human body converts that fruit into ethanol. And it's just like the humans are happily eating a fruit salad, and then suddenly they're like wtf is happening why am I drunk 🥴

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating