warriors truly are the most respectable class in world of warcraft. no magic, no light, no pets, no stealth. just 5 redbulls for breakfast and a heart filled with chronic anger.

These are sending me

While Umbric and Rommath hatefuck Astalor is out there being a proper Blood Elf and trying to find a way to power things with the heart of an orphan.

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

It's a rough world. There is SO much potential. It's a gold mine and no one is mining gold like UGH

Following up on this...The Shape of Anguish on Ao3 is the best fic I've ever read istg and all 50+ chapters of it are hellaciously gorgeous and anyway do with this information what you will.

It's a rough world. There is SO much potential. It's a gold mine and no one is mining gold like UGH

world of warcraft will hit you with swagless man after swagless man and then blindside you with a void creature that calls you his "favorite little monster" and seeks you out to make weapons together and you're just supposed to ??? be normal ???

Astalor Bloodsworn’s freaky ass just calling you on the crystal in the middle of a job to moan in your ear will never not be a crazy move from Blizz