hellboy

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

énorme mood

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

im afraid

You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.

Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer?  Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over?  Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.