I'm radioactive;

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

im just fucking with you your honor

i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

@crikadelic

In 2020 I am going to stop thinking

begone thought

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you

Oh… no no no

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.

The guys in comments are getting ultra bitter about this. Keep reblogging, y’all.