beep boop

Billionaires lie. All the time.

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

My gender is Homosexula

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

FUCK OFF VLAD I KNOW ITS YOU

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

Pheasant Coucal

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

oh for sure

Commenters praise the girls frugality

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog