*hacker voice* i'm gay

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

if you were sending a time sensitive email to the master of your material realm would you mark it as demiurgent

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

i still think it’s very funny how there were people on that 2 million note post about the quote-unquote “real versions” of common idioms who were suggesting that the reason why they’ve never heard of these versions before is because there was a deliberate effort to suppress them, like some sort of shadowy conspiracy where a nebulous group of people in power were like, “this ‘blood of the covenant’ stuff is disastrous for our entire ideology! we need to promote the sanctity of the family as an institution by shortening the idiom to ‘blood is thicker than water’ and using our elaborate propaganda machine to convince everyone that this was always the way that phrase went, to the point where there’s no historical record of it being anything else. this plan is foolproof as long as we don’t get exposed by some random guy on the internet in the 90s who cites no sources and it doesn’t eventually wind up in a tumblr post that also has no citations”

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating