gore whore

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

Maybe I can convince y'all to act right by framing things in terms of social engineering. People will be a whole lot more likely to do whatever shit you're trying to hector them into doing if you're not constantly being a dick the whole time. Being niceys is a powerful social engineering tool such as all of the times I have maliciously manipulated people into fulfilling my whims using an evil sociopathic manipulation technique i like to call "asking nice and then saying thanks after"

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me