Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Andulka
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Origami Around
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izzy's playlists!
Claire Keane
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Show & Tell
Xuebing Du
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Keni
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature
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@primeexplorer
Qael's Galactic Appetite
Qael (Character by Knj_ex on Bluesky) is practically Nova's bane! So seeing her reign terror around the universe has Nova realize she's not the most powerful (nor brightest) god around.
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Sleepover At Jon's Mindscape
Here's a comm from @ProtonJon with Electron Jen, PonPon, and RosaJon hanging out and having a slumber party and discussing dreams! I honest to god love drawing chill stuff just as much as the chaotic stuff, I don't get a chance to do that much. Thank you for commissioning me!!
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Oh.
So... Twitter is a melting pot of a disaster.
And I’m back here now.
Hi @primeexplorer your requests formatted weird!!! Here’s your palette!!!!
Hiya! Could I have a dice palette of my Among Us character? (With my S/O's little crewmate as well!)
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Chessex Festive Pop Art
Chessex Gemini Red/White
Die Hard Dice Purple Moonstone
Beholder’s Gaze Bittrsweet Nightshade
Ice Cream Dice Grape Float
Wiz Dice Quicksilver
HD Dice Berry Cream
When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?
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HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, SPORTACUS PRETTY GOOD IT DOESNT SEEM
I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags
The best hashtag evah
The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.
tfw your supervisor shows up and you minimized the questionable windows but didn’t actually close them
Why yes, as a drafter you dont ACTUALLY draw bluerints on paper anymore. Instead you doodle DIRECTLY on the table in front of you. We have to replace our tables at least once twice week and our archives of used deskplates are cramped I tell ya but hey at least blueprint theft isnt as common as it once was.
Also the helmet is mandatory. you never know what shelf with folders above you might spontaneously dissolve or get nicked away cause your colleague couldnt be arsed to grab a new deskplate for that very important project.
We interpreters just wear our headset everywhere we go. Even outside the booth. The cable is at least 500 metres long, so we can move through the entire conference centre without taking it off. Wearing it has become second nature to us; we feel naked without it. We’re standing right in front of our client and they’re not even wearing their headphones? It doesn’t matter. We have to continue to speak into the microphone, so THEY can hear us. THEY are always listening.
Adding a translator one, because why not:
Translators are all hipsters, who spend all day by themselves in dark rooms that somehow look like prisons. We have reached level 10,000 of hipsterness™, we are so retro that we write out translations by hand with a pen in a notebook. Who gives a shit that the clients want digital files? Not us. The aesthetic is more important.
Why yes, I do wear full camo gear in the field and kneel directly on top of any human remains I may be excavating. But at least I put a tarp down first. It’s to protect my knees, not the bones.
You know what we do spend a great deal of the day pointing at poorly done digital brain models while also looking at a structural MRI that can tell me nothing. Ahh yes and in lab coats because for some reason you need your lab coat when you’re at your computer.
being a writer means you astral project into THE VOID, which you write on with sharpie
I dramatically do yoga poses with books while taking a selfie, apparently while inside a 19th-century one-room schoolhouse
…I can’t find a stock photo of my job :(
You know what, I can’t even say that shenanigans like this DON’T happen in restaurant kitchens when we’re having a slow day.
I shouldn’t even have to explain this one
As an animator, I take pride at not using a light table or literally any other paper to animate. At the same time, I draw every individual frame with full detail on the same paper.
im in tears
I ca nt br eath e oh go d
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so seth uploaded a new video about tiktoks and this clip was there and then this happened
original post on twitter: https://twitter.com/SethEverman/status/1139973578789662720
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ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST
CLEANING
Dish soap
Laundry detergent
All-purpose cleaner
Hand soap
Broom
Mop
Wash cloths / rags
Vacuum
Dustpan
Lint roller
Sponges
KITCHENWARE
Plates
Bowls
Spoons
Forks
Knives
Glasses
Mugs
Tongs
Spatula
Plastic wrap
Ziplock baggies
Garbage bags
Paper towel
Tupperware
Ice tray
Oven mitts
Potato peeler
Mixing bowls
Frying pan
Pot
Baking sheet
Whisk
Stirring spoons / ladels
Tea infuser ball
Measuring cups
Strainer
Cutting board
Coffee maker
Kettle
Toaster
Magnets
Dry erase markers
Sticky notes
Microwave
Wire sponge
Trash bin
Recycling bin
Rubber gloves
Silverware organizer
Measuring spoons
Aluminum foil
Wax paper
Can opener
Bottle opener
Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.
LIVINGROOM
Sofa
Rocking chair (you know you want one)
Loveseat
Coasters
Blankets
Throw pillows
Coffee table
Book shelves
TV
TV stand
Floor lamp
End table
Stereo system / radio
BEDROOM
Mattress
Box spring
Bedframe
Linens
Sheets
Comforter
Hangers
Laundry hamper
Trash bin
Curtains
Pillows
Pillow cases
Night table
Alarm clock
Lamp
Dresser
Coat rack
Desk / vanity
Comfy chairs
DININGROOM
Dining table
Minimum of 2 chairs
Coasters
Placemat
Tablecloth
Tea lights /candles and candle holders
BATHROOM
Face clothes
Towel
Soap bar
Body wash
Shampoo
Conditioner
Tissues
Toilet paper
Trash bin
Plunger
Toilet cleaner
Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
Hydrogen peroxide
Antibacterial ointment
First-Aid kit
Tweezers
Nail clippers
Band-aids
Shower rod
Shower curtain
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Floss
Period products
Bathmat
Air freshener
Trash bin
Towel rod
Towels
MISCELLANEOUS
Elastic bands
Stapler
Stables
Paper clips
Needles and thread
AA / AAA batteries
Light bulbs
Extension cords
Scotch tape
Duct tape
Shovel
Rake (if you have a yard)
Stain remover
Jar of quarters for laundry
Screw drivers
Hammer
Nails
Sticky tack
Screws
Box cutter / X-acto
Pliers
Wrench
Pens
Paper
Pencils
Pencil sharpener
Eraser
Welcome matt
Shoe rack
Coat rack
Flashlight
Flashlight batteries
Watch batteries
Rechargeable batteries and charger
Safe place to discard dead batteries
Candles
Matches
Lighter
Mini travel fans
Real fans
Emergency Survival kit
Fire extinguisher
Landline phone
Window air conditioner
Carbon monoxide alarm
Fire alarm
FOOD STUFF
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayo
Salt
Pepper
Baking soda
Flour
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Olive oil
Tea
Jam
Peanut-butter
Coffee grounds
Cereal
Rice
Pasta
Vegetable soup
Tomato sauce
Frozen vegetables
Crackers
Chickpeas / lentils
Apples
Oranges
Granola bars
Juice
Hot chocolate mix
Frozen meats
lavendersucculents
im keeping this for future reference
need this now thanks MUCHHHH
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