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spin-the-wheel-polls

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

delicatefury

Super strength but it’s extremely tiring.

So… just like normal exercise? Lift heavy thing, get exhausted?

Okay. Yeah. I’ll take that.

theravenofwynter

I get to control time… but no one believes me even if I show them? No problem!! I’ll take it!

arkquisitor

I can talk to animals but using it slowly kills me? What, faster than time is normally? Eh I’d still use it. I need my idiot cat to know how stupid (and loved) she is. 😂

shepardlives

Net zero gain

nowhere else

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

itisiives

ilovedirt

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rhulksdiscordkitten

HELLO ?

rhulksdiscordkitten

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

kosmogrl

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

yanguang

no context wuxiaposting

professional-egg-layer

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

professional-egg-layer

who is leon dbd

professional-egg-layer

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

professional-egg-layer

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

thewanderingword

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

4822poundsofham

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove

catboybiologist

Just adding to the yt comments train

cryptotheism

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

cryptotheism

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

cryptotheism

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

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subaru-copilot

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

teaboot

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

bigphart69

xefyre

oh fuck yum

wolg-fang

Every post in 2014 was like this

halondrus

solomeo333

Happy burger you can fuck friday

halondrus

Happy burger you can fuck friday

adobe-outdesign

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

a-book-of-creatures

it draws 2 cards

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

cryptotheism

guy who just got hit with a persian spear: fuuuuuuck i need roasted fatty meats and wine to live

cryptotheism

FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE

HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE

STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT

ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT

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kaijuno

kittykattaffy

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

kaijuno

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

jabberwockypie

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

jabberwockypie

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

silveryoasis

Lmao! That last line! 😂

thotsoflore

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.

bewbin

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

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