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Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

y’all are really just out here being shorter than 5’8” that’s wild

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

4:73

Gurl….mess.

Y’all leave my cheetah alone

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

Was it revenge for the braids?

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

Damn

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

this actually makes me very relieved

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

DEAR GOD JUST COMPLETELY MURDERED HER!

I SCREAMED 💀💀💀💀